A Gift to Die For

I think Eli is the devil

Photo by Frank Busch on Unsplash

Mama says I cain’t play with Josh’s dog cause Josh’s dog is mean.

I don’t like Eli. Eli is almost bigger than me. He chews on my shoes. He ate the leg off my red Power Ranger. Josh even let him eat my grilled cheese last night. I told on him, but Mama said it’s OK and made me another. It wasn’t OK, even if Mama said it is.